
i think this is the best picture on the internet
(Source: alessandradite)
lol ever look at your past self and been like “jeepers creepers I was wrong”. Because same.

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
that’s a lot of murder
did you just read the entire bible over the weekend
send me pics of you doing naughty things like eating a cookie before dinner ;)

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
there was this really sheltered boy in my middle school and his parents didnt even let him take sex ed like he had to go to the library and so one day someone dropped a tampon and he picked it up and was like “what’s this?” and everyone just stared at him as he unwrapped it and played with it and no one had the heart to tell him what was going on we all just stared in silence at a 14-year-old boy playing with a tampon